Annie choked bad on that jelly bean, and her
face turned blue. Mama wasn’t home—she’d gone to Calhoun to sell
her prized jams; sold twelve jars of her double-lemon marmalade.
Imagine that; there’s Mama, waving folks over to get a sample
of her jam—selling her heart out—and all the while Annie’s choking
to death.
My pa slapped Annie on her back; smacked her
hard with the side of his hand, right between her shoulder blades.
Pa had hands the size of skillets. He smacked her twice, but
it didn’t do any good—might have made it worse. Annie stopped
making the sucking sounds she made when her face changed colors,
and her body went limp, and her pretty blue eyes just rolled
up and disappeared right inside her cute little head.
My older sisters, Rebecca and Clarissa—twin
girls Mama had two years before she had me—got on their knees
and prayed like a preacher. I didn’t get on my knees. I watched
Pa beat on Annie instead. It was more interesting.
“She can’t die,” I said. “She’s in our family.”
“Oh hush, you ninny,” Rebecca said. “You don’t
know nothing.”
“Call an ambulance, Rebecca!” Pa shouted.
Rebecca dialed zero for the operator on the
big black phone and tried to explain where Route 3, Box 949 was.
“It’s in Cold Rock, but it’s not on a street,
ma’am,” she said. “It’s on a route! Ain’t you ever heard of a
route? Who hired you anyway?”
Pa heard it all and realized help was not
coming anytime soon. His eyes were crazed as a horse that’s been
spooked by a snake. It scared me plenty. I dropped to my knees.
“Pleasegodpleasegodpleasegodpleasegod. . .”
I chanted sing-song.
Pa stuck his thumb backwards down Annie’s
throat and choked her worse. But, what do you know? That jelly
bean popped right up out of her mouth! Annie started coughing
real hard and crying. Pa hugged her to his chest and patted her
softly on the back—like she was a China doll and would break—which
I thought was very strange, seeing as he nearly pounded her to
death when she was choking.
We found out later what Pa did is the worst
thing to do if someone’s choking. Pa didn’t know that. He did
what he thought he had to, and it saved Annie’s life. When Mama
got home she hugged every one of us and said, “Well, sometimes
the worst thing turns out to be the best thing.”
Too bad it didn’t work out like that the next
time Annie needed help.